“and was brought up in a dorm since 9th grade.”
Oooh, GAW did you nail it dead on.
And while the 6″ heels might be a bit over the top, the broken nail danger is clear and present.
And these kids will be SHOCKED when the vaad of admissions says no to their child’s pre-K application.
Take your pick folks. Its Lakewood or Fakewood, but you can’t have both.