Reply To: Truisms and guidelines that only we know

Stumbled across this thread, looking for something else, and felt it needs a bump (some of the lines were very funny).

Here’s a fresh one, courtesy of my son:

Truisms, that only we know –

# 1 – The cell phone that rings during shemona esrei, will ring again in 1 minute (because the caller is just as obnoxious as the person they are calling, and will call 5x in a row, if they don’t get thru on the 1st ring)

# 2 – The person who’s phone rings (for the 2nd time) is SHOCKED that the phone keeps ringing. (Idiot, don’t you get it.. all your friends / family are just as obnoxious as you are, and will not stop calling you till they get thru to you. Duh.)