Reply To: Ike You

For the bath, he should allow the water to fall on him, which will quiet the sound. Then he can call, “OFF”.

For the bridge, he can do something similar to what Rebbe Yehoshua Ben Karcha did. You go on to the bridge while they are inside. Before they come out you turn around and head back. They will think you came from the opposite direction and put you there.

That $200 for Passing Go in the G of M is not that hard after all. The sentence structure gave it away.