1) A piano with a nosebleed.
2) Pravda (this is an oldie. if you’re under 30, Google it. trust me ?)
3) President Obama’s health care plan.
4) Tomato rice soup. With a fly in it.
5) An African-American astronaut. In his spacesuit. On Mars.
6) A Bloody Mary, made with the aforementioned whiskey brand.
7) Three painters. A Caucasian named “Black” who’s painting a firetruck. His partner, an African-American names “White”. And, the new hire, a native American, who came to work dressed as a crossword puzzle.