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February 20, 2012 11:16 am at 11:16 am
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Baloochi
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What does it say at the bottom of a Jewish-Irish-man’s pool?
No Smoking…
what does it say on a Jewish-Irish-man’s box of matches?
”Ready Tested”…
Paddy drags a huge box to the Antiques Roadshow in Dublin. ‘Where did you get this?’ asks the expert. ‘It’s been in my loft for 40 years,’ replies Paddy, ‘and I think it must be some kind of family heirloom.’ ‘I see,’ says the expert. ‘Tell me, do you have insurance?’ ‘No,’ replies Paddy. ‘Do you think I should?’ ‘Yeah,’ replies the expert. ‘It’s your water tank!’