besides, I happen to know more navi than any seminary girl I’ve ever met, mostly on account of the haftoras. And some general curiosity.
(Do you sit during leining and see if you can remember the weeks haftorah? Last week I was trying, and I came up with ????? ??? ???, but then I thought that was for vayigash, so I couldn’t think of it. But I was really correct the first time. In any event, this coming week is ??????- I think- so that means the haftorah is ??? ?? ??? ?????. And no I didn’t look it up.)