And even their toes had lint and even their bellybuttons had lint, in fact they had so much belly button lint that all they ate was uch broccoli, garnished with the finest belly button lint
This most creative method of disposing of the sartorial irritation became so popular that a whole new brand of cuisine was created – a la lint. In fact, an entire industry was built capitalizing on the abundance of this pesky pocket fluff – lint-based candles, Evil Linto action figures, eco-friendly lint handbags and scarves, and even compacted-lint bicycles! The international committee of lint watchdogs dispelled the alarm, thanking their luck for this most unexpected outcome. But Hugh R. Lintfree was vigilant. He knew that although people THOGUHT the lint had been vanquished, this was all part of a nefarious grand plan that had yet to be unveiled…