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It matters not whether you win or lose. What matters is if I win or lose.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasnt it.

If your fone doesnt ring, it’s me.

I can resist everything except temptation.

You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist should have his head examined.

A good lawyer will do anything in his power to win. Sometimes he may even tell the truth.

After a horrific plane crash, the bodies were so badly burned that passengers could only be identified by their dental records. What I dont understand is if they dont know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?