The ten commandments are not multiple choice
I don’t know what makes you so dumb, but it really works
For peace of mind, resign as general manager of the universe
Square meals often make round people
Ignore your teeth and they’ll go away
G-d put me into this world to accomplish a certain number of things; right now, I’m so far behind, that I’ll never die!
Flying is the second greatest thrill to man;landing is the first
Criticism is what you get when you have everything else