I wonder if Wolf will ever tell us what is behind this narishkeit he has.
It doesn’t seem like he does it for pure humor.
Other options include:
He uses these fake aveiros to justify feeling like a rasha so that he can do other ones? Unlikely.
He uses these fake aveiros so that nobody online can accuse him of real ones without the discussion turning to fake ones? Bizarre.
I have no idea. I can’t think of anything that makes sense.
Wolf, I will save you the time of responding to this, by saying for you:
“I wish that was the case. Unfortunately, I actually am a rasha, and am completely serious.”
Gut voch.