daas yochid u are only 1 opinion
to make me stop talking ull need a minyan
a bubby is allowed to enjoy
even if im not a teenage boy
so i get drunk whenever i need
but to all youngsters please take heed
getting drunk is not a simple think
but listen to me cuz i am the king
a few shots will last u a long time
and if u use vodka drink it with lime
beer is a low percentage drink
so u wont get drunk in a blink
wine is tha chiyuv that the rabbis say
but hwvr u do it remember chayavinishlivisumay