Ok, Popa, you asked for it. (I first have to admit still Midwesterner’s wife, who is 2 lazy to make my own account but don’t want Midwesterner to be blamed for my shtuyos)
Onomatopoeias don’t always make sense.
Do frogs really ‘croak’,
do roosters really scream ‘cockadoodle doo’
and when was the last time your house or certainly not your cell phone said ‘ring’? (With today’s tunes, there would be no global ring tone to describe them.)
Did you ever actually hear thunder say ‘crash’?
And does rain really sound like ‘drip, drop’?
So you’d have to rewrite all the children’s books as well!
And as I type I don’t hear ‘clicking’ of the keyboard either.
So there 🙂