We have everything gashmi here. We have the best coffee around. We have steaks and kugels, Sugar Smacks and Frosted Flakes. We have Slurpees and frozen yogurt. We have bagels and lox and sushi. We have every cheese imagineable , all cholov yisroel (we do not need to put plastic between each slice because we have siyata dishmaya). We have enormous fresh salads with craizins and roasted pecans. We have black and whites and Eyer kichel. We have deoderant and shampoo and conditioner and mousse for dry hair, wet hair, curly hair and no hair. We have Herbal Essence and Pantene and Loreal and Estee Lauder, whoever that is. We also have a big stone wall that Jews like to go to and stick little pieces of paper into, seems a bit odd, doesn’t it?
Just come. Bring clothes and shoes. We have the rest. Even clothes and shoes. This is your real home.
Brucha Haba’ah and B’hatzlachah.