scissors runner; LOL!!! I can’t believe it!
a few years ago I had a Tuna sandwich and it tasted off, and the same thing was going through my mind. That’s insane! I guess I’m not the only one wired that way. Did you lose your appetite too? If so you must be a long lost twin. Good luck eating hotdogs.
CRUNCH! (Is that a chickens nails or beak?) BLECH!