She was one, when we got married. Then, I realized it was going to cost me a fortune in upkeep, so I had her downgraded to dumpy housewife.
Now all it takes is an occasional grunt that sound something like “thanks, this stuff is tasty” (between mouthfuls), and she is thrilled!
Really, people. Trophy Wife? This is almost as insulting as the “one and done” expression.
Hello! We are talking about a bas yisroel. A little kovod ha’brious, please?