“Let them eat cake!
but please make sure the cake is yoshon and gluten free and sugar free and nut free and baked in a special bakery that is a 2 hour drive. “
…. so that it will be a hard stone when it gets to your simcha, but make sure that it’s the prettiest thing out there and then all the kids will be sure to take a piece, take a bite and leave the rest on the table, shmearing it into the tablecloths.