If you were driving and you had a child in the back seat who was complaing they had to go to the Bathroom.
Not a fair comparison; kavod habrios is docheh.
If this ain’t, what IS Maris Ayin?
Beef in almond milk, “kosher” cheeseburgers, fish blood, human blood, a non Jew doing work in your house on Shabbos even if he’s paid by the day, spreading out wet clothing on Shabbos…