cookies: “Sushi! Am I old-fashioned?”
I went to a fancy wedding once, with many food stations. Two older ladies were examining the sushi platters. One asked me what it was. I told her it was raw fish with vegetables, kind of like herring, wrapped in seaweed. She said, “Darling, you can have mine!”
(I did, with extra wasabi, and it was goooood. :))