” I cant stand a man who is more worried about his appearance than I am about mine. “
Oooh, do I have a shlump for you:
* Fingerprints on his eyeglasses, (lopsided, of course)
* Tail of necktie is longer than the bib (and tucked into pants)
* Heels of shoes are worn down, (and one lace is open)
And the for the coup de grace…. he has a feather and pearl pin in his too narrow brimmed, faded non- Borsalino hat. whose brim is up…(but is down for casual outings)!
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