BS”D
Eau de Javel is best for the frummest
Even if the taste might be the krummest
After all it’s under Badatz, or even Rav Landa
And it makes you very white, like the center of a panda!
You can use it also to clean the floors
But drink it only behind closed doors
After all for many it is quite a reach
To drink common household bleach!
For whether you refer to it in English, Ivrit or French
It tastes like getting hit in the stomach with a battleship wrench
Bleach really is a great disinfectant, but from the label we see
It should never be taken internally!
But first hand knowledge of bleach I have not attained
For if I tried it, few of my organs would have remained
The worst I have ever tasted was sour wine
But I know that sweet is the taste of turpentine!