Next time someone calls, tell him you’ll donate a billion dollars. It will be one penny per year over the next one hundred billion years. Ask them to send one hundred billion envelopes to your house so you can mail out the pennies to them.
c’mon lets not be mean here, they’re trying to do a job (albeit an annoying one) you have to have a lot of self control to be a telemarketer, so maybe if you just pick up the phone BE NICE ABOUT IT
(Personally I try to listen to their pitch, and if I don’t like it I say sorry I’m not interested and if they say I’ll just send something out, I say no thank you, If they don’t get me maybe someone else, why waste their time)