Wolf: At least you, unlike a prusta goy, will have a chelek in Olam Haboa after your short stint where you insist you are headed.
Kind of you to say so, but I, in fact, have no chelek in Olam HaBah. We’ve been over this, remember? I own a TV, I call my wife and kids by nicknames, I’ve read “outside books,” I don’t wear a hat/jacket by davening (as per a former Rosh Yeshiva of mine)… Preparing my laining at night is just the tip of my wickedness.
The Wolf