I may have posted this before but I’m posting it again.
A shadchan called with a girl who insisted that before I go out with her I have to commit to wearing a hat and jacket 24 hours a day (I guess it was regardless of whether it worked or not).
I answered that I was willing to sleep in a hat and jacket but I refused to wear one in the shower. Is 23 hours and 45 minutes everyday good enough?
Unbelievably the shadchan asked the girl who said that she wasn’t willing to settle for anything less than 24 hours a day.
Oh well, I guess it wasn’t meant to be.