This reminds me of a comic routine done by Jackie Mason, where he goes to a therapist because he is feeling out of sorts.
Therapist: “of course you’re feeing out of sorts. You are not in touch with the real you. Together, you and I, will discover the real you!”
Jackie: “How much will this cost”?
Therapist: $75 per hour”
Jackie” When you find the real me, bill him!
Personaly, I find my real self just by bannana boating 🙂