Father O’Flaherty tried to enjoy himself at a baseball game, but the
man sitting next to him kept bothering him with lots of questions. The
priest bought a kosher hot dog, and the vendor handed it to the talkative
man. He passed it along to Father O’Flaherty, who downed it in one
gulp. This was the first time a hot dog had ever gone from the
prying fan into the friar.