Toonerisms, that is Spoonerisms made out of the titles of songs.
They Tried to Sell Us Egg Foo Yung / They Tried to Tell Us We ‘re Too Young
I ‘m a Noel Coward Fan from the Rio Grande / I’m an Old Cowhand from the Rio Grande
(It’s very clear) Your Mother’s Here to Stay / Love Is Here to Stay
Days of Wine and Cirrhosis / Days of Wine and Roses
Between the Devil and the E.E.C. / Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea
I Only Advise a Few / I Only have Eyes for You
What Are You Doing Molesting My Wife / What Are You Doing the Rest of your Life
When Your Liver Has Gone / When Your Lover Has Gone
Massenet’s Allergy / Massenet’s Elegy
Good Morning, Headache /Good Morning, Heartache
I’m Putting All My Basques in One Exit I’m Putting All My Eggs in One Basket
Adjust My Bill / He’s Just My Bill
Veal Meat Again! / We’ll Meet Again
Baby, De Gaulle’s Outside / Baby, It’s Cold Outside
A Wino that You Know / I Know that You Know
I’ll Syringe Your Ear / I Surrender, Dear
Fry Me Some Liver / Cry Me a River