I need to go to sleep now, so I must hurry this last post.
Since I know that usually the only part of a joke is the punchline, I am dispensing with the body of the joke, and posting only the punchlines. Please feel free to insert your own joke.
* No Soap…..Radio
* Two obese Pattys, Special Ross, Lester cheats picking bunions on a Sesame Street bus!
* I was talking to the duck.
* Super-calloused, fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis!!
* It’s a knick-knack Paddywack! Give the frog a loan!
* Oppornockity only tunes once!
* He should have quit while he was a head.
* It’s not very good….but it’s filling.
* One good tern deserves another.
* To get to the other side
* To get to the Shell station
* Because 7 8 9.
* Because he was stapled to the chicken.
* The plums are coming! He was color blind.
* To stamp out fires.
* To stamp out flaming ducks.
* To keep their pants up.
* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA thud.
* Do you have anything to stop this coffin?
* Give me a chapstick and put it on my bill. (this one involves a duck)
* Why the long face?
* I don’t even know her.
* He was looking for Pooh.
* For the halibut.
* The turkey is fowl.
* Can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
* One for me and one for the road.
* A Benny shaved is a Benny urned.
* People in grass houses shouldn’t stow thrones.
* You left your Injun running.
* Never leave a tern unstoned.
* He’s the furry with the syringe on top.
* It’s a long way to tip a Rarie.