I offer to be the korbon:
Dear Sir Editer,
With all due respect, there has been a request put in to take a YWN poll on the official spelling of Chulent.
It is obviously spelled as stated above, but for some strange reason we are experiencing opposition from none other then an esteemed moderator!
Please squelch this uprising at the start so that we do not need to deal with any un-pleasantries later on.
Very respectfully yours,
– areivim
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