“Her brother eisav”
I know you meant to say Lavan. Esav was Rivka’s son and Yaakov’s twin brother.
Your post was otherwise totally on the mark. Nowadays, we would turn Moshe Rabeinu away, because he dresses like a hippie, is a sheep herder, and speaks with a lisp. Moreover, he was brought up by non-Jews and beat someone to death.
I think we have all gone off the deep end, and THAT is why our kids are not getting married.