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The Admou”r meCreedmoor just solved chassune problems.
What he does is to have the couple and all guests sign a one year lease on the chassune zal before the chassune. He then requires the baalei simcha and all guests to apply for section 8 for their seats, and the baal simcha pays only the difference between the section 8 and whatever he feels is the true cost of the chassune.
He used to just require guests to burn down the heavily insured hall at the end of the chassune but he ran out of insurance companies lately because so many are in financial difficulty. Instead, he switched to the never ending pocket book of Fetter Shmeel who pays for so many young couples anyway.