A600KiloBear-
Excellent!
And now for a response:
I would not, could not fool a bear,
I pray thrice daily by my clock
On my boat or on a dock
Aboard my ship I take the helm,
Of the one-boat navy; pride of Chelm
My mighty scow, it owns the seas,
Neptune trembles when I sneeze
Napping daily on clean warm sand
But when the tefila siren screams,
(although my name has been redacted)
You may feel safe from my witticism,
My incessant cheppering
From the scourge of the CR, me, icot