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The Wolf
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I batter eat a good breakfast if I want to beet oomis. I’m gonna need lots of fruits and veggies, as well as some other foods. Like a hard boiled egg I’m gonna be hard to beat. To many people the though of facing me in such a challenge is like the naked banana, not very appealing.

What to eat to clam victory? Bakery buns usually get me on a roll. I guess it would be wise to eat a latte them. I am on a diet, but a waste is a terrible thing to mind. If I actually followed my diet, i’d be up for the Nobelly Prize. Eh, I can always quit tomorrow cold turkey. (I hope that is not just my pita-rnal instincts talking).

But the key is getting me to properly espresso myself. I don’t want to come off as someone who is pasta his prime. I want to be viewed as a mushroom, one of high morel standing. Being that you, oomis, are like yogurt (cultured) there is no little margarine for error. Last thyme you were butter than me and I was toast. This thyme I must proceed dill-icately as you have the ability to be a-maize-ing. In fact I relish the fact that I’ve mustard the strength to ketchup to you.

Almond joying myself in this thread oomis, but I’d like to make a piece offering, if that is the way of pudding it. Offer me amixture of basil, olive oil, garlic, and ground pine nuts. Suddenly we’ll became pesto friends.