I know this is old, but this stupid thread reminds me of it.
When eliyahu Hanavi comes to announce the Geula, nobody will listen to him.
The yeshivish wont like the color of his shirt or the shape of his hat, the Chasiddish wont like the length of his jacket, the Sefardim wont like his havara, some will have taanos that he has no college degree, while others will be upset that he has an mba. Some wont like the size, shape or color of his yarmulka, while others will be surprised that he wears one at all. Some wont like his shtickel torah, and others will be upset he didnt give tikkun with kichul and herring.
The most sensible response to this entire thread was offered by the one who wrote, “I dont normally reply because there is nothing ot reply to”. Truly nothing but silliness. Right before the three weeks to. Oh well.