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    Lightbrite
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    Garlic and onions in everything

    #1208824
    Lilmod Ulelamaid
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    Yum!I wish! Where do you eat your Shabbos meals? Can I come?

    #1208825
    Lightbrite
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    LU: You want garlic and onions in everything or afooch?

    #1208826
    Lightbrite
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    Bamidbar 11:5

    “We remember the fish, which we were wont to eat in Egypt for nought; the cucumbers, and the melons, and the leeks, and the onions, and the garlic;”

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    #1208827
    catch yourself
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    Without question, the greatest tragedy currently facing the Shabbos table is the newfangled foods which have been appearing in some homes. Obviously under the influence of the o.o. crowd, people have introduced such novelties as flanken soup and sushi to uproot the Mesorah of chicken soup and gefilte fish, which has been handed down since at least Matan Torah.

    I knew we were in trouble the first time I saw quinoa salad on the same table as the heilige potato Kugel.

    Believe it or not, this dangerous attack on Yiddishkeit has its roots in the Chassidim, as is well documented in Seforim printed as far back as 1492.

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    Meno
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    “Without question, the greatest tragedy currently facing the Shabbos table is the newfangled foods…”

    Surely you don’t mean to say that this is the greatest tradgedy.

    #1208829
    WinnieThePooh
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    pretzel chicken

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    Lilmod Ulelamaid
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    In everything! That’s why I wrote Yum!

    But someone else has to chop the onions for me – I have sensitive eyes.

    #1208831
    iacisrmma
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    catch yourself: I cannot tell if you are joking or serious. Flanken soup? My parents were making that…in the 1960’s.

    #1208832
    Lightbrite
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    Lol. I have a comic on my phone that I downloaded from Google. With vegetables.

    Let’s say it’s a carrot, celery, tomato, and onion (okay fine one fruit).

    The Onion is holding his hurt knee. He looks like he’s in excruciating pain.

    The Carrot says “Great the Onion got a cut and now we’re all gonna cry!”

    #1208833
    iacisrmma
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    I forgot to add that my mesorah from my grandparents was to eat boiled carp on Leil Shabbos, not gefilte fish.

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    yitzchokm
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    #1 tragedy facing the Shabbos dinner table is….calling a seudah, “dinner”.

    #1208835
    Lilmod Ulelamaid
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    Or maybe it’s a miracle that people who grew up with dinner tables are having Shabbos dinner tables.

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    iacisrmma
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    I have heard of a dinner table…..but never a seudah table.

    #1208837
    Lightbrite
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    LU +2

    #1208838
    Lightbrite
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    yitzchokm: Good point. Then I read LU’s post and realized such was so true. I didn’t grow up with a Shabbos seudah.

    Thanks for the correction on “seudah” too 🙂

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