Best Tuna Soup recipe

Um, what do you do, just dump everything into a pot and boil it? I think my kids would rather go hungry. 🙁

I never heard of Tuna Soup but I’ll come up with a great recipe.

Ingredients:

4 Cups Water

4 Cans of 5oz Canned Light Tuna in water.

2 tsp Olive Oil

1 Small Red Onion

1 Green Pepper

2 Tomatoes

2 Cloves of Garlic (add more if needed)

Cayenne Pepper

Ground Black Pepper

Paprika

2 Tblsp Honey

1/4 cup Bourbon

Step 1: Open all cans of tuna,drain, and reserve the liquid.

Step 2: Add the oil to a 3 Quart pot.

Step 3: Dice all the vegetables and saute in the oil until limp.

Step 4: Drizzle the honey and bourbon over the vegetables. Add spices to taste.

Step 5: Add tuna, tuna liquid, and water and simmer uncovered for 20 minutes.

Step 6: Realize you are making a dish that you’ve never heard of.

Step 7: Reassess life while finishing rest of bottle of bourbon using honey as a chaser.

Step 8: Midlife crisis.

Step 9: Get steak. (It doesn’t matter what cut or where the steak comes from).

Step 10: Fire up grill and prepare steak.

Step 11: Throw steak on grill.

Step 12: Get hungry from drinking too much.

Step 13: Eat the tuna soup (tastes much better than you thought it would)

Step 14: Realize way too late that you have steak on the grill.

Step 15: Weep uncontrollably as you turn off the grill.

Step 16: Write poetry and sad songs to remember the glorious BURNT STEAK.

Best Tuna Soup recipe set my clock for daybreak this Monday and consume chicken soup.

Shushi: It doesn’t matter in the recipe. It gets burnt so its inedible.

*Whoosh* That is the sound of the humor going over your head.

Besides, who uses a grill that is not fleishig.

“Hold on Honey, I need to flip the mac and cheese, its been on the grill for 10 minutes now” – No religious Jew ever

Wooooosh it seems to have gone over your head too.

Do you ever read the other threads?