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    writersoul
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    yes, you’re hearing me right-

    I think I’m flipping out.

    How?

    Well, after years of cynicism about the Kollel lifestyle (intermingled among cynicism about basically everything else), I’m about to come back from seminary (which is another depressing detail that I’m not going to get into) and….

    I think I want to marry a Klei Kodesh.

    Help! What’s happening to me? Have they washed my brain?

    🙂

    #1085540
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    Welcome to the real world.

    #1085541
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    Now quick – get married before the grime starts building up again.

    #1085542
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    You are completely brainwashed.

    #1085543
    apushatayid
    Participant

    “I think I want to marry a Klei Kodesh”

    Isnt the word “Klei” plural?

    You THINK you wish to marry such a person or you WANT to?

    #1085544
    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    dy,

    +1

    however,, it is a davar yedua that you always marry someone who you have an aversion to

    #1085545
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    Wait, ca, doesn’t your wife read the cr?

    Boy, are you in trouble.

    #1085546
    Torah613Torah
    Participant

    lol

    Why do you want to marry someone who is in klei kodesh?

    coffee addict, that sounds like an incredibly idiotic thing to do.

    #1085547
    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    dy,

    lol (actually she doesnt anymore)

    but i meant the type of person you have an aversion to

    i always said how i wouldn’t marry someone from new york, and lo and behold i did

    i know countless other stories

    #1085548
    writersoul
    Participant

    So this is mostly a joke but not totally.

    I just want a very specific kind of guy and I find that a certain kind of guy in a Klei Kodesh field is probably my best bet.

    He must have a specific hair color and drive the right model of Toyota car and be from somewhere where the winters aren’t too cold and lollipops grow from the trees.

    🙂

    That said, I was never really against the idea of marrying a learning guy, I just think that the system is a problem. A big one and I refuse to be part of it. But I still want certain aspects of it for myself so I’ll have to deal with it, I suppose.

    In a year or two I’ll be more specific so you can suggest people and then you can tell me that he doesn’t exist. Or that you married him.

    I’d forgotten how it’s fun to start threads.

    ETA: Did I say Toyota? I meant Lamborghini. Or actually maybe a Tesla.

    #1085550
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    I just want a very specific kind of guy and I find that a certain kind of guy in a Klei Kodesh field is probably my best bet.

    Welcome to the real world.

    #1085551
    apushatayid
    Participant

    “Klei Kodesh field”

    You looking for someone who makes religious articles?

    #1085552
    writersoul
    Participant

    APY: challah covers.

    #1085553

    kallah covers?

    #1085554
    writersoul
    Participant

    Obvz.

    #1085555
    writersoul
    Participant

    Ummm, mods, how much to pretend this thread didn’t actually happen?

    Which parts? I can edit for a small fee – 29

    #1085556
    cozimjewish
    Member

    why? Change of heart? ;P

    #1085557
    writersoul
    Participant

    Mods: so I have this chocolate bar…

    cij: yeah, I wanna marry a rich businessman with a summer home in the Alps and an apartment in the Old City.

    #1085558
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    ITYS

    #1085559
    👑RebYidd23
    Participant

    You ought to be ashamed of yourself. This is the coffee room, not the initialism room.

    #1085560
    sushibagel
    Member

    What happens in coffee room stays in coffee room

    #1085561
    ☕️coffee addict
    Participant

    “cij: yeah, I wanna marry a rich businessman with a summer home in the Alps and an apartment in the Old City.”

    you do?

    well do I have a boy for you!

    #1085562
    Little Froggie
    Participant

    “What happens in coffee room stays in coffee room”

    So NOT true.

    First of all, every time something here “happens” to me, or about me, I get calls from my family (in r.l. – yeah there’s life in r.l. too), and no, sometimes it’s not pretty..

    Second of all, the mood and state of mind effected by comments, either for good or bad, linger long after one leaves. An uplifting, kind, good-hearted word extended to anyone lifts, brightens and soothes, the feeling lingers on. Same for the opposite.

    Thirdly, I heard the Country Yossi takes “The Best of the CoffeeRoom ™ into their publication. (and no, I hardly think I ever graced it in)

    #1085563
    writersoul
    Participant

    ca: nuuu… I’ll add him to the queue.

    If he has a winter home in Aruba I can bump him up a few slots.

    But he has to have good middos and a nice personality- let nobody say I’m a gold digger.

    #1085564
    ☕ DaasYochid ☕
    Participant

    You can want good middos and personality and still be a gold digger.

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