7 Responses

1. Click here to see it. http://wcbstv.com/topstories/local_story_107130620.html

2. OK – whale joke contest: Here’s one (it’s not mine):

   Jonah and the Whale.

   A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to her gave a little chuckle and asked, “You don’t really believe all that stuff in there do you?”
   “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” the lady replies!
   “Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?” he asked.
   “Oh, Jonah … Yes, I believe that, it is in the Bible.” she replied.
   “Well, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?” he asked.
   “Well, I don’t really know. I guess when I get to heaven, I will ask him.” said the lady.
   “What if he isn’t in heaven?” the man asked sarcastically.
   “Then YOU can ask him.” replied the lady!

3. We all know that this comment is coming…
   “What’ Jewish about this?”

   Well for one- Eliezer made it Jewish. Thank You!
   How about – “Can this be the Leviyoson?”
   or – Where was this whale on Chol Hamoed, when we needed him?
   or – Can we auction off the first glimpse of him on ebay? (obviously for Tzedoko).

4. Why does each newsevent have to be JEWISH?
   We Jews live in the world and are surrounded by newsevents.
   is it newsworthy? 1. when an accident occurs to a politician
   2. a medical breakthrough
   3. weather conditions about the area
   4. tragedies in the world
   5. etc., etc.,
   I think YES and you may think NO, that is fine. YWW will not post inappropriate articles (immoral, unethical, etc.) and will never post photos or pics that are assur. (i do not work for them, or know who YWeditor is.)

5. i hope it doesnt stert talking!!!

6. From small bugs to whales. New York City drinking water has ISSUES.

7. Watch out for Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson to claim that the whale is being persecuted because it has those black stripes.