I don’t want to. But I had the idea of making a contest next Rosh Hashanah of the best yehei ratzons -maybe over Twitter for Kiruv purposes (:-)). I imagine there would be some great simanim.
Any takers can take my idea free of charge or sourcing for next R’H.
To add one I heard a few years back – a mushroom for a single girl – may you marry a fun guy…