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Is this really what’s making the headlines? Any other inane news stories to share?
*** NEWS FLASH ***
LITTLE FROGGIE HAS NOTHING TO SAY
Breathe easier, world. Until…
you saw the article of the four armed and four legged baby that got the limbs removed (a parasitic twin)
Was the baby’s name Forewarned?
At least goldfish don’t make a mess like budgies
Goldfish are not intelligent beings. AND the ten-cent goldfish die within a week of purchase because they are already old.
i just saw the article, crazy how they did it
notasheep,
no, goldfish swim and eat, its owners dont take care of them properly and thats why they die
Goldfish die because you bought them from the store when they’re already old and carried them home in a plastic bag.
rebyidd,
so in that case if you buy guppies then they would live a long time
Nobody knows how long guppies live. One would have to be able to tell them apart.
Well, there’s “Hello Kitty is not a cat.”
Also this:
“Hamas Scare Clip Becomes Israel’s Summer Hit”
You live in Israel, right, Not-a-sheep?
Who lives in gateshead?
I once bought a Snapple drink and was reading the interesting fact located under the lid ….it read “a goldfish’s attention span is 3 seconds”.
Yes, I realized later that you could be in England.
(Would you like to know what had me asking? Well, I’ll tell you anyway. A post of yours was made 4-5 hours before 10PM Eastern Time (East Coast of the US) last Motzaei Shabbos, so you had to be in a time zone significantly ahead.)
I once bought a Snapple drink and was reading the interesting fact located under the lid ….it read “a goldfish’s attention span is 3 seconds”.
And an average person’s attention spans is one second less than that of a goldfish. Serious. Go google it. All thanks to social media….
anyone else heard of the tape measure falling 50 stories and killing someone?
gives a new meaning for skilah
Coffee – I don’t know how to break this to you gently but . . . Well, have you been spending any time in the quarantined threads?
29,
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if ur asking if i had any contact with people from africa
no
(in other words i dont get it)
The quarantined threads are to protect people from the troll virus. I was afraid, from your last post, that you may have been exposed.
Sorry, did not mean to offend.
no problem
in the future you should make a special section for the diseased (so there isnt an epidemic)
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/community-service-sanity-preservation-authority
anyway my body has made anti bodies after killing one (last subtitle)
29, Your auto troll detecting apparatus is apparently on the blink. Kindly have it inspected by qualified personnel.
BREAKING NEWS
LF News reports several Troll Detector Units have been purchased by the YW CR dept. Users will have to undo their shoes etc., pass through these machines… Children under 12 are exempt (YIPPEE!!)
wait a minute lf, you had a kid,(cant find the thread) no dressing up as one to fool authorities
Brain surgery for a goldfish I can understand. For silverfish; never!
How many is ‘plenty’, notasheep?
I knew that the Gateshead kehilla was small, but hadn’t realized quite how small. When I checked into it recently, I was shocked to find out that it only had 450 – 600 families (according to different reports). (We, in Eretz Yisroel, have more than 2/3 of that amount living on our smallish street alone!!).
That’s what they call ‘quality over quantity’!!
Of course there’s all the bochurim & sem girls too.
Correct me if I’m wrong about the numbers.
Amazing how such a tiny kehilla has made such a mark, & is world famous.
Back to fish subject, a neighbor once asked me to look after her fish over Pesach (chol hamoed etc). I followed her instructions to the letter, but after a few days of our dedicated care, we found the fish had met an early demise… & they looked abit tougher than goldfish…
Don’t mention silverfish!
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