(inspired by the burn advice thread)
This thread is to be used only for emergencies ?? ?????. You know, when someone is desperate for medical advice, they can post their emergency here (and wait, and wait) and someone else can respond with (either beneficial or detrimental or, in the rarest case, useless) advice.
Something like “Help!! I counted one-one thousand. What now” <three hours later> “Yeah, aren’t you supposed to blow or something” <half minute later> “Blowing can be so dangerous…”