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The First District Court of The County of Coffee Room is now in session the Honorable (and modest!) Judge Goq Presiding.
Be seated will the clerk call the first case of the day docket number 001 RebYid and others Vs Ketchup are the attorneys for the prosecution and the defense present? please state your names for the record.
I hope the prosecutor isn’t Charles Hines.
DY
Charles Heinz* or Charles Hynes if u want the real spelling.
Can I be a character witness? Against ketchup, of course
I will only approve pro ketchup posts, all others will be deleted.
There are no posts in a court case except the building in which it is held. Did you mean testimony?
WIY, you’re correct. That’s what happens when I don’t get my Shabbos nap.
29, I asked you not to arbitrarily delete my posts. Let’s see how that works out.
Ketchup is deleted (this is a test).
I will post experimental statements.
Mod 29 is a pufflegrap. Ketchup is not.
An inanimate object or substance cannot be called a pufflegrap.
I don’t think one is allowed to contradict their own statements. You will be dubbed purjor and banished from the courtroom.
Ketchup should be deleted.
Please, please, the evidence is just too gory, too graphic, for the jury and audience.
BOO KETCHUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“NO! I’ll be quiet!!! Don’t let security take me awa…..”
Who denied his own statement?
Not allowing anti-ketchup posts calls for a very unfair trial.
I demand justice! I demand to be heard!
it’s all mustard’s fault! It always WAS mustard’s fault. ignored by many, and pushed aside by the great almighty ketchup, and overshadowed by his great following, mustard never stood a chance. besides, he’s yellow. nobody likes yellow! everybody likes red. his resentment and anger to ketchup was known to all. he always hated ketchup! it was HE who started all those anti-ketchup threads, i tell you, it was MUSTARD all along!!!
Disorder in the court!
Circumstantial evidence. Objection!
Anticipation…. its making me wait
I never liked Col. Mustard. He always came across as a seedy guy.
So the plot thickens…
Mustard isn’t good either, though I don’t hate it.
rebyidd
Mustard is good! Ketchup I can hear maybe.
I never liked Col. Mustard. He always came across as a seedy guy.”
Nah, they just court-martialed him because he went AWOL because he was yellow.
Mustard isn’t bad. I just don’t drink of it. Ketchup is bad. I don’t want to think of it.
Mustard is simcha
But maybe it was Mustard in the Dining Room with the Lead Pipe…
Hey! That’s mot fair… The pool of jurors is decidedly pro-ketchup and, therefore, is biased.
Just shows how honorable ketchup-lovers are, calling this a trial.
Juror number 4 just ate the defendant with french fries!
Hey, mod, close the thread, court dismissed.
Lol avram but maybe it was one of his siblings and not him. He is one of 57 you know and some of them look very similar.
My question is whether he will be sober enough for the trial. He is always ‘on the bottle’ when I see him and I have witnesses who would swear in court that it’s very difficult to separate him from his bottle, especially if it is a glass bottle
as the court room emptied, a stranger in a long coat and hat, smirked a triumphant smirk, as he slowly got up from the bench in the back of the room and left moments after everyone else. a flash of familiar mustard-yellow could be seen beneath his coat hem…
But it WAS ketchup! Why do you think it’s red! I demand a retrial!
Ketchup has decided to defend itself in these proceedings let us start with jury selection, the pool includes oomis,sidi,syag,popa…
How did I get mixed into this?
you must have been in the pool.
Fury said to a
mouse, That he
met in the
house,
“Let us
both go to
law: I will
prosecute
YOU. –Come,
I’ll take no
denial; We
must have a
trial: For
really this
morning I’ve
nothing
to do.”
Said the
mouse to the
cur, “Such
a trial,
dear Sir,
With
no jury
or judge,
would be
wasting
our
breath.”
“I’ll be
judge, I’ll
be jury,”
Said
cunning
old Fury:
“I’ll
try the
whole
cause,
and
condemn
you
to
death.”‘ Charles Lutwidge Dodgson
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