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December 31, 2013 10:27 pm at 10:27 pm #611723Torah613TorahParticipant
Nu, tell me your dreams, and I’ll interpret it for you in a good way.
December 31, 2013 10:36 pm at 10:36 pm #998210squeakParticipantArent all dream interpretations supposed to be unfavorable? You are much more likely to get repeat customers when you validate their fears for them. I read that somewhere.
December 31, 2013 10:45 pm at 10:45 pm #998211🍫Syag LchochmaParticipantI’m having nightmares just thinking about it
December 31, 2013 10:48 pm at 10:48 pm #998212Torah613TorahParticipantSqueak: That means that all of your fears have been validated, but ultimately everything will be resolved to everyone’s benefit.
December 31, 2013 10:50 pm at 10:50 pm #998213Torah613TorahParticipantSyag: That means you have a fear of talking about your inner self to others. By speaking openly and anonymously about them, you will find inner peace.
December 31, 2013 10:58 pm at 10:58 pm #998214squeakParticipantI said I read thay. Everyone knows that it is impossible to read while you are dreaming, because it is a distinctly separate part of the brain. You should not have interpretdd that as a dream, now my confidence in your ability is lost.
December 31, 2013 11:45 pm at 11:45 pm #998215SayIDidIt™ParticipantThose responses by Torah sounds exactly like some computer-generated program…
No offense.
Sidi™
December 31, 2013 11:55 pm at 11:55 pm #998216🍫Syag LchochmaParticipantanonymously? do you mean I should be posting more?
January 1, 2014 12:58 am at 12:58 am #998217Sam2ParticipantSqueak: I can read in my dreams…
January 1, 2014 2:53 am at 2:53 am #998218☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantI knew it the whole time. Torah613Torah is really Joseph.
January 1, 2014 3:21 am at 3:21 am #998219popa_bar_abbaParticipantOk,
I dreamed a dream. In my dream, there was a pink jaguar chasing me. Then I woke up.
January 1, 2014 3:29 am at 3:29 am #998220Little FroggieMemberO wise man. I saw seven good years followed by seven hunger years. Does that mean I’ll have seven cows or seven stalks?
January 1, 2014 4:21 am at 4:21 am #998221SayIDidIt™ParticipantLF: Either way, in the end you will have so many froggies like the stars in the sky. When hit they will birth six at one time! The more you hit, the more they will come… And this is only the beginning! Good luck and thank you for using Dreams Revealed™ Inc.
SiDi™
January 1, 2014 4:28 am at 4:28 am #998223☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantIn my dream, there was a pink jaguar chasing me.
Did you catch the license plate?
January 1, 2014 4:44 am at 4:44 am #998224SayIDidIt™ParticipantShouldn’t this thread be in the humor section?
SiDi™
January 5, 2014 9:21 am at 9:21 am #998225👑RebYidd23ParticipantI had a dream where everything was normal. Weird, no?
January 5, 2014 3:28 pm at 3:28 pm #998226YW Moderator-42ModeratorLittle Froggie – that means you will be stalked by a cow with 7 screen names.
January 5, 2014 5:59 pm at 5:59 pm #998228gefenParticipantHi. I’m Olaf and I like warm hugs. I dream about suuummer and sun and all things hoooot……. Can anyone interpret this dream? 😉
January 6, 2014 12:38 am at 12:38 am #998229☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantGefen, can you please explain?
January 6, 2014 12:48 am at 12:48 am #998230gefenParticipantHint…..I’m “Frozen”…..
January 6, 2014 12:51 am at 12:51 am #998231☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantOh, right you’re from that country called “Chicago”.
January 6, 2014 3:20 am at 3:20 am #998232gefenParticipantDaas – yes it is cold here in “Chicago country” but that’s not what I’m talking about.
January 6, 2014 3:34 am at 3:34 am #998233☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantOh. (I googled it.)
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/bloombergs-last-act-as-mayor
January 6, 2014 4:42 am at 4:42 am #998234gefenParticipantDaas – whatever you googled there has nothing to do with what I’m talking about. Although, Olaf is a snowman, so you’re getting close, I guess.
January 6, 2014 5:03 am at 5:03 am #998235☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantFrom Disney, no?
January 6, 2014 8:53 am at 8:53 am #998236Smile E. FaceMemberGefen- i see that you have become a family of olaf-lovers… 0> (side view of his head with the carrot, just for you)
January 6, 2014 5:37 pm at 5:37 pm #998237gefenParticipanthey SMILE E. FACE – ur on to me. it’s so cute. it’s like a little baby unicorn. hehe. u gotta come over and see the little olaf i bought.
DAASYOCHID – u got it!
January 12, 2014 12:08 am at 12:08 am #998238Torah613TorahParticipantDream interpreter back online.
welcome back
January 12, 2014 4:20 am at 4:20 am #998239There were 7 fish swimming in scotch. And they were not consumed by the scotch, but they were consuming the scotch.
In the next dream, there were 3 big bottles of scotch inside one small fish. And the fish was swimming in milk, but the milk was not goats milk, it was horse milk, and it was ??? ???.
In the next dream, there was one ?????, and it swallowed up the 7 fish from the first dream, and then it smashed all the idols, including the baal peor, and it put the axe into the hands of the goat that refused to give milk in the second dream.
In the next dream, the people were all sad because the baal peor was smashed, and they had nowhere to go to the bathroom. So they invented a toilet.
January 12, 2014 4:33 am at 4:33 am #998240Torah613TorahParticipantMod: That means that the next time you enter your kitchen, you will be welcomed.
Doped up: What an excellent dream. The many fish refer to your many and good children. The much scotch means the many alcoholic drinks you will enjoy and stay healthy.
The milk was chalav stam because you have been known to eat chalav stam ice cream.
It was a horse, because you will talk to a donkey tomorrow.
The next dream is shtus. Because every dream has an element of shtus. This was the element of these dreams.
And the last dream means that your toilet will never get stopped up.
January 14, 2014 12:35 am at 12:35 am #998241👑RebYidd23ParticipantI had a dream in which the ground was sprinkled with twigs and leaves, but there were no trees in sight.
January 14, 2014 12:40 am at 12:40 am #998242👑RebYidd23ParticipantPink jaguar means you will be defeated by the weakest of women.
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