There ought to be simcha and Israeli dance classes for men. A lot of the time I find myself basically doing the yeshivish shuffle at weddings and on Simchat Torah. Likewise, there should be some instruction on impressive, but appropriate, wedding shtick.
Does anyone know of anybody who offers such classes to men? In addition to such a class helping us carry out the mitzvah of being mesameach the chatan and kallah, it would also promote health and wellness, as it would be a kosher and fun way for men to burn calories.