Because my father wasn't a kohen

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  • July 7, 2013 5:59 am at 5:59 am #609965
    popa_bar_abba
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    So I was in shul today, in Scranton of course, and this dude asks me by mincha if I’m a kohen.

    So I said, “no”. Then I said, “you know why? Because my ancestors DID serve the egel.”

    (I know, I know, I should really have said they didn’t answer “mi lahashem elai” but I got confused.”

    July 7, 2013 7:38 am at 7:38 am #964317
    HaLeiVi
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    Well my ancestor did answer to the call and yet that didn’t help him become a Kohen.

    July 7, 2013 10:38 am at 10:38 am #964318
    TheGoq
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    You went to Scranton to see Derek Jeter?

    July 7, 2013 1:32 pm at 1:32 pm #964319
    popa_bar_abba
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    Goq: In fact, there were people visiting there to be at visiting day in camps tomorrow, and staying at a hotel, and they did see Derek Jeter in the lobby–apparently staying at the hotel.

    July 7, 2013 1:37 pm at 1:37 pm #964320
    squeak
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    If you’re still around, Im at the Starbucks drive thru holding a cup for you.

    July 7, 2013 3:12 pm at 3:12 pm #964321
    TheGoq
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    Popa thats cool I’m no Yankee fan chas vshalom but if i saw Jeter in a hotel i would shake his hand if i saw arod i would spit in his wheaties.

    July 7, 2013 5:46 pm at 5:46 pm #964322
    popa_bar_abba
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    If you’re still around, Im at the Starbucks drive thru holding a cup for you.

    What? you were in scranton for shabbos? blast it.

    July 7, 2013 6:42 pm at 6:42 pm #964323
    squeak
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    Next time wear a badge.

    July 7, 2013 6:50 pm at 6:50 pm #964324
    WIY
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    Popa

    “So I said, “no”. Then I said, “you know why? Because my ancestors DID serve the egel.”

    Making jokes about the Jews doing the Egel? Really? And in the 3 weeks?

    July 7, 2013 6:59 pm at 6:59 pm #964325
    popa_bar_abba
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    Making jokes about the Jews doing the Egel? Really? And in the 3 weeks?

    How’d you know?

    July 7, 2013 11:26 pm at 11:26 pm #964326
    147
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    Because my father wasn’t a kohen

    “Boruch Shelo Ossani Kohen” otherwise I wouldn’t have been able to marry my wonderful spouse.

    July 8, 2013 12:01 am at 12:01 am #964327
    WIY
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    147

    You are leaving yourself open to vicious jokes.

    July 8, 2013 5:39 am at 5:39 am #964328
    ItcheSrulik
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    *Insert joke about gadolatry here*

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