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Midwesterner was the inspiration for this thread….
Ill start…
Mapch pasta zakaif katon (stuffen nose sound)!
I have a Mayor in my class too…
Mayor feegaely lagarden hose???????
Zaidy, your uncle is a door?
Mayor LaGardenHose?
My papa eatsa pasta
We know every Kunda line better the Rabbi Kunda himself.
Fiya! Fiya! Heelp! Help fiya fiya!! {Fiya=fire} =)
radio? what radio?!
anshei kartaful shul
“Are you davening shacharis or maariv?”
“Heshy are you nisht mit alemein?”
Heeeshhhy, Heeeeshhhy! i needa dwink!
but faigala i just got u a dwink, i mean drink!
There where stained glass windows.
And on the tables and chairs too!
Ooooooh Heshy and Manny are tearing down the Shul? Can I help them?
No no Faigaleh, not the Shul the city.
Ooooooooooooh Heshy and Manny are tearing down the city, can I help them.
No no Faigaleh it’s people from the city who are coming in four weeks to – Hyman children do you realize what’s happening at Anshei Kartuffel in four weeks?!
COUSIN LEMEL’S BAR MITZVAH!!!!!!!!
But i said i was i’m sorry!
Mrs. Ptikin? Yoohoo mrs. Pitkin? Are you home? Or are you not home, Mrs. Pitkin?!
I’m not home, Mrs. Himelstein!
You cant fool me Mrs. Pitkin! I can see the lights on in your kitchen so i know you’re home!!
I dont see a turny pipe!!!
Hi, were calling from Yeshivas Lilmod Ulelamed Lishmor V’laasos Ulikayem Es Kol Divrei Talmud Torasecha Beahava!{in that weird lady’s voice with the whole tune}.
Hey Moishy you left out the best Part… i’m call from yeshivas vhair enainu bsorah secha vedabak lebinu
“excuse me lady but did you daven yet??” bemitzvascha… 🙂
I saw an ad for When Zaidy Was Young Vol III.
This Yeshiva has “Russian kids, from Russia”!
“Well, uuhhhhh, dat makes sense”!
I loved all Shmuel Kunda tapes! I wonder what this one is going to be like. “Hello. My name is Mr. Osborne. I am an official for the housing department of New York. Hello. My name is Mr. Osborne…”
DY – Does he have children who are continuing his stuff, or is this material he never published for some reason ?
Manie and Heshy are tearing down the city? Can I help them?
This is material he wrote but never published.
From the website:
The Himmelstein family is back with a brand new and unforgettable adventure!
“Its like yom kippur withou smeakers!”
Vus Epes an Onion?
Its like Purim Without Yom Kipper
“Take your foot out of my mouff!!”
Heshyyy, can I have a Dwink
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