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March 11, 2012 3:48 pm at 3:48 pm #602436popa_bar_abbaParticipant
I’m going snowboarding in Alaska. I think I’m going to become a moron. http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/im-in-salt-lake-city
And I bought the wifi, so I’m posting from the plane.
March 11, 2012 10:06 pm at 10:06 pm #938969Shticky GuyParticipantI think I’m going to become a moron
Going to become? You have already been crowned as one. In fact we gave you the honorary title of moron hagaon harav admor mi-popa shlita.
And its good you have wifi otherwise our posts would take forever to be approved…
March 12, 2012 2:26 am at 2:26 am #938971cinderellaParticipantHey popa, how’s the slopes?
March 12, 2012 2:33 am at 2:33 am #938972OneOfManyParticipantLet’s see if he can finagle wifi in Alaska.
March 12, 2012 2:41 am at 2:41 am #938973147ParticipantI don’t know how the slopes are, but please bear in mind, that according to some Shitos, parts of Western Alaska may possibly be considered on the West Side of the Jewish Dateline, so please be careful to abstain from skiing both on Friday & Saturday.
March 12, 2012 3:26 am at 3:26 am #938974gabieMemberThe FAA prohibits Wi-Fi, and no U.S. airline offers wireless service.
March 12, 2012 3:40 am at 3:40 am #938975OneOfManyParticipantgabi: That’s not true, actually. It’s called gogo or something like that. I used it once.
March 12, 2012 3:41 am at 3:41 am #938976popa_bar_abbaParticipantThe FAA prohibits Wi-Fi, and no U.S. airline offers wireless service.
It will be very hard to convince me of that. Since I flew today on Alaskan Airlines on a connection from Chicago to Anchorage that had wifi on the plane, and I have flown on other US airlines with wifi as well.
March 12, 2012 3:44 am at 3:44 am #938977gabieMemberService while flying in the air, or on the ground?
March 12, 2012 3:55 am at 3:55 am #938978cinderellaParticipantWell as the title of this thread is “On a plane”, I’d assume the former.
March 12, 2012 3:58 am at 3:58 am #938979more_2MemberPerhaps the user princess eagle should comment here her subtitle is flying high…;) lol
March 12, 2012 3:59 am at 3:59 am #938980OneOfManyParticipantIt’s inflight. Google “Gogo.”
March 13, 2012 2:37 am at 2:37 am #938981popa_bar_abbaParticipantThe mountain is really good. It’s basically like one big bowl.
No new snow today, but it was still pretty good.
March 13, 2012 3:09 am at 3:09 am #938982LemonySnicketParticipantPoppa- is Alaska as pretty as I’d imagine it to be, with wild moose and grizzly bears dancing merrily in the snow?
March 13, 2012 3:34 am at 3:34 am #938983popa_bar_abbaParticipantIt is really beautiful. But I think the bears are hibernating. And I haven’t seen a moose yet.
March 13, 2012 3:49 am at 3:49 am #938984☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantHave you become an Eskimoron yet?
March 13, 2012 3:51 am at 3:51 am #938985popa_bar_abbaParticipantI’m totally staying on a bunk in a hostel. Google “Alyeska hostel” and you can see where I am.
Strange little place. I didn’t tell them I’m Jewish, let alone an Orthodox rabbi. I daven in my car.
March 13, 2012 3:58 am at 3:58 am #938986March 13, 2012 4:03 am at 4:03 am #938987dash™ParticipantI daven in my car.
Why not in Starbucks?
March 13, 2012 4:43 am at 4:43 am #938988yitayningwutParticipantLooks like a cool place!
March 13, 2012 5:02 am at 5:02 am #938989popa_bar_abbaParticipantNearest Starbucks is 43 miles away.
It is a cool place. Even cooler than it looks.
March 13, 2012 5:08 am at 5:08 am #938990moreMemberpopa_bar_abba
Mildly Retarded, Eccentric Jewish Woman
“I’m totally staying on a bunk in a hostel. Google “Alyeska hostel” and you can see where I am.
Strange little place. I didn’t tell them I’m Jewish, let alone an Orthodox rabbi. I daven in my car.”
very well, I now can arrange for someone to stalk you;)
March 13, 2012 9:29 pm at 9:29 pm #938991more_2MemberLol this thread is a crack up;)
Popa did you bring your car with you on the plane? Or did you rent one there??
Why wouldn’t you want them to know you are jewish??
March 14, 2012 2:19 am at 2:19 am #938992popa_bar_abbaParticipantI rented one here. For 88 bucks. It doesn’t have snow tires, and I’m sliding all over the place. They don’t even pretend to plow the roads here.
I don’t want them to know I’m jewish, in case they have any prejudices about it.
March 14, 2012 4:16 am at 4:16 am #938994dash™ParticipantI rented one here. For 88 bucks. It doesn’t have snow tires, and I’m sliding all over the place. They don’t even pretend to plow the roads here.
Does it have P185/65 R14 tires?
March 14, 2012 4:02 pm at 4:02 pm #938995chocandpatienceMemberavoid the polar bears. they may want to eat you if they’re hungry. And I dunno if running for your life will help much.
March 14, 2012 8:45 pm at 8:45 pm #938996more_2MemberNo mapitom, you might have sth in common with a popa bear… You may even make a geshmakke friend;) he may even teach you the grizzly, laugh…lol;)
March 15, 2012 6:52 pm at 6:52 pm #938997popa_bar_abbaParticipantSo I was riding in a pack with my hostel buddies. We was busting all over the mountain, in a posse. And there was mad powder, they got like 2-3 feet. Check out the alyeska snow report. I think at some points we were 8 or 9, including some other ski bum that some of us knew. And the hostel’s houseparent who is also a ski bum, who I hadn’t seen the whole time until then because she stays out getting stoned, and they say has fallen off her bunk 3 times in drunken stupor (which is the third tier up).
And then we rode into a clearing in the woods. Then, they bust out cans of beer, and pass them around. And bust out a pot pipe and pass that around. The houseparent was then advocating snowboarding while using magic mushrooms. She said that it is really cool–the snow is purple, and you are… She said she once showed up to work afterwards at the hotel kitchen and it was really weird cooking with 8 foot long arms.
Then, last night we went to play trivia at the resort pub. But the questions were too hard, so we went outside to smoke pot instead. But I didn’t smoke any pot.
The night before we stayed home and played drinking games, and the hostel guy came down to yell at us for making too much noise.
We had 4 ski bums, 2 australian exchange students, 2 alaskan college kids, and a popa.
March 15, 2012 8:15 pm at 8:15 pm #938998popa_bar_abbaParticipantOh, and at the trivia night, we called our team the Hostel Hostiles.
March 15, 2012 8:24 pm at 8:24 pm #938999more_2MemberI told you I was sending someone to stalk you;)lol
Maybe you were all pretending to be nonjews and all of you were maybe…
“We had 4 ski bums, 2 australian exchange students, 2 alaskan college kids, and a popa.”
That makes 5 bums not 4! Do your math, mate;)
March 15, 2012 9:00 pm at 9:00 pm #939000You beat me. Is this a late Purim joke?
My craziest experience was while working as a security volunteer for the world skiing championships almost 10 years ago, getting stuck on a Swiss mountain on a steep slope in near-darkness in a heavy snowstorm (blizzard), extreme cold, and resulting in not being able to see up, down, right, left, front or behind. Met up with a snowboarder and a couple of soldiers stuck in the same situation, eventually we managed to get down very slowly, took more than an hour for what usually would take 2 minutes or so. And that one’s real. Yours sounds too crazy to be true.
March 15, 2012 9:28 pm at 9:28 pm #939002popa_bar_abbaParticipantAll completely true.
The first run of the day yesterday was a big mistake.
My goggles were totally fogged up, because they had gotten full of snow while I was hiking the mile from the hostel to the mountain in the driving snow.
And the snow on top was way too deep to board in–you just sank right in. And it was foggy and snowing. So I couldn’t see a thing.
It took me about an hour and a half to get down on that first run. And it was not fun.
But after that we had a blast.
March 15, 2012 10:02 pm at 10:02 pm #939003more_2MemberMy craziest experience was while working as a security volunteer for the world skiing championships almost 10 years ago, getting stuck on a Swiss mountain on a steep slope in near-darkness in a heavy snowstorm (blizzard), extreme cold, and resulting in not being able to see up, down, right, left, front or behind. Met up with a snowboarder and a couple of soldiers stuck in the same situation, eventually we managed to get down very slowly, took more than an hour for what usually would take 2 minutes or so. And that one’s real. Yours sounds too crazy to be true.
It’s probably not;)
March 16, 2012 2:52 am at 2:52 am #939004moreMemberIf it is true it practically replaces an event diary..How cool;)
March 16, 2012 12:04 pm at 12:04 pm #939005chocandpatienceMemberpopa’s posting from his work desk.
but his descriptions are fascinating, in any case.
March 16, 2012 4:05 pm at 4:05 pm #939006popa_bar_abbaParticipantI forgot to mention; So you think that we were the only ones smoking pot in that clearing in the woods?
Well, when we got there, there was another group of people already there who were leaving. And before we left, a third group showed up. This third group was carrying a bong with them. I had never seen a bong before. My buddies all thought that was very hard core of them to be shlepping a bong with them while boarding.
And that’s my whole trip report, unless there are questions. Because I got back.
March 16, 2012 4:45 pm at 4:45 pm #9390072scentsParticipantSo what you are saying is that you put a temporary stop to this daydreaming?
March 16, 2012 6:43 pm at 6:43 pm #939008popa_bar_abbaParticipant?? ??? ???? ?? ???? ?????? ???? ??? ??? ?????? ??
See, so the question is whether I even care that nobody believes me. Because, those who think I am lying, think I make up good stories. And I also like making up good stories, so that is something I like anyway.
As it happens, this is all true.
One of them facebook friended me, and then unfriended me after I accepted. I don’t know why.
March 16, 2012 7:03 pm at 7:03 pm #939009squeakParticipantHang in there, pops, we’ll find you a real oinesh.
March 16, 2012 9:50 pm at 9:50 pm #9390102scentsParticipantIn case your offended, I am sorry. I really don’t care if all you wrote is true or not.
March 18, 2012 6:39 am at 6:39 am #939011more_2MemberI care if it’s true or not. How dare you lie like that!!! I believed every word!!!!
March 18, 2012 3:33 pm at 3:33 pm #939012popa_bar_abbaParticipantAnd I already said that it all really happened.
2cents: I’m not offended
March 18, 2012 5:15 pm at 5:15 pm #939013HealthParticipantPBA – I’m sure I have many crazy stories, but this one taught me a lesson. I was in a Shul in a strange city, before e/o had cells, Davening Maariv. I was long in my S’E and all of a sudden the lights went out and the door closed. I calmly finished Davening figuring I could just get out in the dark. Anyway this Shul was part of a hotel -so I made my way to the door but you couldn’t open it from the inside and the lights were outside too. Banging did nothing -it wasn’t near anything – in the basement somewhere. So I’m thinking I’m going to have to spend the nite there. Anyway, I decided to search the whole Shul if there was a way out. I searched and found a Janitor’s room. It was like a long closet with cleaning supplies in it. I searched the room and there was a door which was locked, but it was only locked to the outside. Since I was on the inside, I was able to open it. It led to the outside of the hotel -so I was freed for the night.
March 18, 2012 6:46 pm at 6:46 pm #939014popa_bar_abbaParticipantwow.
March 18, 2012 7:13 pm at 7:13 pm #939015popa_bar_abbaParticipantSqueak: the onesh of a badai is supposed to be that nobody listens to him even when he tells the truth. meaning, in addition to when he lies.
With me, people only don’t believe me when I tell the truth. I am a skilled enough liar that I make sure my fiction is believable (when I want it to be believed). But my truths I cannot control (except by not doing those things) and they seem incredible. so people don’t believe my truths.
midwesterner told me via email that he believes me. Surprisingly, he didn’t ask to come along next time.
I intend to do a similar trip next year also at around this time, unless mashiach has come in which case we will go to switzerland which is closer to israel.
March 18, 2012 7:34 pm at 7:34 pm #939016midwesternerParticipantMidwesterner lives in the snow belt. (Not complaining about 82 degrees in March today, though!) Midwesterner has no interest in going to look for MORE snow!!
March 18, 2012 7:57 pm at 7:57 pm #939017squeakParticipantHaha, I just can’t see midwesterner on a board. That’s why he didn’t ask.
March 18, 2012 10:28 pm at 10:28 pm #939018moreMembermidwesterner told me via email that he believes me. Surprisingly, he didn’t ask to come along next time.
I intend to do a similar trip next year also at around this time, unless mashiach has come in which case we will go to switzerland which is closer to israel.
POOF!!! Another lie;)
March 18, 2013 2:44 am at 2:44 am #939019popa_bar_abbaParticipanton a plane!!!!!
somewhere I guess above alaska, because the inflight wifi doesn’t work above canada because it’s a third world country.
I think I spotted sharp, or maybe that was someone’s cat in a bag under a seat.
March 18, 2013 2:54 am at 2:54 am #939020shnitzyMemberNaw, it was a cat.
We’re a ways back havin our kumzitz meetin…
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