In honor of Purim, by Popa. Dedicated to OneOfMany

So Purim is approaching, and we all know that Yom Kippur is like Purim, which means that we need to do thinks like yom kippur on purim.

So, if you recall, the proper thing to do for Yom Kippur, is to make fun of people who don’t keep the torah, to be mekayem ?’ ????? ??? ?????? ?????? ?????. http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/in-honor-of-yom-kippur-by-popa

So then you have these kookoos, who want that the kalla should give the chosson a ring also, and they davka want that it should be part of a ceremony. So what do they do? They have the kalla give the chosson a ring for the ?????? that they’ll do on the kesuba.

So I like this idea, and I decided to do more things like this.

I want that at my wedding, we will also have a symbolic freeing of slaves, like the kings used to do at their weddings. But I want it also to be part of the wedding ceremony, so I can pretend it has religious significance.

So what will I do?

I will write a shtar shichrur on the kesuba. And I will marry a shifcha who I will have bought. Then, when I give her the kesuba, she will be free also, and it will be part of the wedding!

Now, you might wonder, that if I do that, then the kidddushin won’t be chal, because it will be before the kesuba while she is still a shifcha.

Not to worry. I will marry a half shifcha, half bas chorin. And according to the opinions that that is what the passuk is talking about ???? ???? ????? ????.

Now, you might wonder, that it is hard to find all these half shifchas half bas chorins. So how will all the YCT people adopt this?

The answer is simple. Anyone who would want to do this is probably a ????. And a mamzer is allowed to marry a shifcha, according to the mishna of ?????? ?????? ??????! Simple, and beautiful!

Mazel Tov!