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February 13, 2012 1:15 am at 1:15 am #602032ED IT ORParticipant
Have u heard of this, does anyone know what this means? can u guess?
February 13, 2012 2:29 am at 2:29 am #1097697☕️coffee addictParticipantRapid fire for msdos?
February 13, 2012 8:35 am at 8:35 am #1097698Think firstMemberRabbi, frankly do others sign?
Roasted fries don’t outdo stake
Return fireworks dearest outdoor sir
February 13, 2012 2:47 pm at 2:47 pm #1097699aidel_maidelParticipantredt fast dont overlook singles
February 13, 2012 3:44 pm at 3:44 pm #1097700☕️coffee addictParticipantReally fun dancing on stage
February 13, 2012 7:35 pm at 7:35 pm #1097701LeiderLeider…ParticipantRFDOS
– Ripe Fruit Deoderizes Office Space
– Random Flowers, Dandelions Or Spider-lillies
– Roaches, Flies, Dogs, Ogres, and Spiders
– Rarely Fresh, Disgustingly Old and Sour
February 13, 2012 8:07 pm at 8:07 pm #1097702ED IT ORParticipantI’m not going to ruin the fun.
Keep guessing!
hint: s = syndrome
and most people suffer/have it
February 13, 2012 9:05 pm at 9:05 pm #1097703YatzmichMember“RFDOS.EXE”
Cloaked Malware
February 13, 2012 10:09 pm at 10:09 pm #1097704blinkyParticipantRumbling Fiery Dragons On Sale?
February 20, 2012 9:10 pm at 9:10 pm #1097705ED IT ORParticipantbump
hint: first letter is repetitive
February 21, 2012 1:21 am at 1:21 am #1097706dancinggirlMemberrun from dogs 0nly syndrome
February 21, 2012 3:28 am at 3:28 am #1097707BaloochiParticipantRepetitive free dumping of Shmatters
February 21, 2012 1:26 pm at 1:26 pm #1097708☕️coffee addictParticipantRandom food disorders on shabbos?
February 21, 2012 6:10 pm at 6:10 pm #1097709uneeqParticipantReligious Females Driving Offroad Syndrome
February 21, 2012 6:18 pm at 6:18 pm #1097710ED IT ORParticipantway off!
ok another hint! in the US where they speak their own dialect of “english” it would be RRDOS
February 21, 2012 6:27 pm at 6:27 pm #1097711uneeqParticipantRabbi’s Frequently Deliver Opulent Shmoozes
February 21, 2012 6:37 pm at 6:37 pm #1097712iYidMemberReally fat dumb overwheight syndrom
February 21, 2012 6:54 pm at 6:54 pm #1097713OneOfManyParticipantIs this in common use or did you make it up?
February 21, 2012 7:34 pm at 7:34 pm #1097714mamashtakahMemberRed Fur Does Ostentatiously Surprise
February 21, 2012 7:50 pm at 7:50 pm #1097715ED IT ORParticipantit is very common and somebody made it up
February 21, 2012 7:57 pm at 7:57 pm #1097716LuvMeMemberReally Random Door Opening Syndrome
February 21, 2012 9:22 pm at 9:22 pm #1097718uneeqParticipantRepetitive (Re)Frigerator Door Opening Syndrome
Case closed, now I can go to sleep.
I’m surprised that LuvMe got that close by chance.
February 21, 2012 11:08 pm at 11:08 pm #1097719ED IT ORParticipantwow uneeq how did you get that?
February 21, 2012 11:48 pm at 11:48 pm #1097720batsevenParticipantHey! How did u know- I think I have this fridge opening door syndrome…
Any cures- Please- I think I have a very severe case of it.
I stand every morning in front of the fridge for hours to decide what to eat… and then Im late for work.
LOL!!!!
February 22, 2012 12:29 am at 12:29 am #1097721BaloochiParticipantI Suffer Terribly from this serious disease, can anybody help please.
P.s Setting up a support group called: RFDOSA Repetitive fridge door opening syndrome anonymous…
February 22, 2012 3:46 am at 3:46 am #1097722supergirl613MemberON NO ME TOO!! THIS IS TERRIBLE!! good job uneeq- i guess that’s why that’s your username because your are most definitely unique!!
February 22, 2012 6:24 am at 6:24 am #1097723uneeqParticipantcrazybrit:wow uneeq how did you get that?
Well a hint like this-“ok another hint! in the US where they speak their own dialect of “english” it would be RRDOS”- naturally sent me to the british posters thread to see what crazybrit has recently said about the difference between the american version of english to the british kind. All I had to find was an English word that starts with an F that changes to an R in English.
Easily enough, crazybrit’s last post had the answer- “Also what’s American for fridge?”
Too bad I cheated to end that one, I was more interested in giving fake answers.
February 22, 2012 7:06 pm at 7:06 pm #1097724LuvMeMemberhahahahahaha i thought i got the really random part right. i didn’t want to only post half so i stuck in the first words that popped into my head LOL that’s really funny. and wow uneeq, i can’t believe you got that! p.s. i think everbody had rfdos
February 22, 2012 7:40 pm at 7:40 pm #1097725ED IT ORParticipantyes most people suffer from it, I for one generally open the fridge at least every 5 minutes! and can never find anything to eat (unless its a Taanis!)
LOL
February 22, 2012 8:45 pm at 8:45 pm #1097726OneOfManyParticipantI have a rare strain of RFDOS. It’s called RPDOS (Repetitive Pantry Door Opening Syndrome).
February 22, 2012 9:51 pm at 9:51 pm #1097727uneeqParticipantLuvMe: If you had paid attention to the hints, you would have realized that it started with Repetitive. Being that you also had Door Opening Syndrome, you were really closer than you think. Repetitive ____ Door Opening Syndrome. I actually didn’t notice your post until after I figured it out.
P.S. I’m not infected with this sickness.
February 22, 2012 10:19 pm at 10:19 pm #1097728ED IT ORParticipantuneeq, what can I say, u are a genius!
ps: prove you don’t have this syndrome!
also “infected sickness” is a bit harsh
March 13, 2015 12:31 am at 12:31 am #1097729☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲ParticipantBump for no good reason. Look at all those old posters!
March 13, 2015 2:53 am at 2:53 am #1097730popa_bar_abbaParticipantI only know what the R stands for.
March 13, 2015 3:40 am at 3:40 am #1097731March 13, 2015 3:42 am at 3:42 am #1097732☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantAlternatively, the rest stands for “Fat, Drunk, Overweight Slob”.
March 13, 2015 1:43 pm at 1:43 pm #1097733☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantAt first, I thought it stood for “!!!!!!!Rolling Floor Dead On Shikur!!!!!!Rolling Floor Dead On Shikur”
But then I sobered up.
March 13, 2015 8:18 pm at 8:18 pm #1097734☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲Participant(Spoiler warning)
http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/rfdosrfdos#post-356463
March 13, 2015 9:44 pm at 9:44 pm #1097735popa_bar_abbaParticipantRetarded Fires Devolve Only Slowly
March 13, 2015 10:25 pm at 10:25 pm #1097736☕ DaasYochid ☕ParticipantHow slowly depends on how retarded, I guess.
March 15, 2015 11:28 pm at 11:28 pm #1097737ED IT ORParticipantGosh, random x is really trawling through my old threads (aka stalking)
Gosh I used to write serious posts,must have been before I got infected with a cr strain of popa.
March 16, 2015 12:29 am at 12:29 am #1097738☢️ Rand0m3x 🎲Participant😀 I was wondering if you’d notice.
(There goes yet another variation on my name…)
March 16, 2015 1:12 pm at 1:12 pm #1097739mobicoParticipantReally Fast Do-Over Syndrome
March 16, 2015 7:44 pm at 7:44 pm #1097740Yayin Yashan B’Kli ChadashParticipantSome people are REALLY bored.
August 24, 2015 9:52 pm at 9:52 pm #1097741HorrifiedParticipantcrazyBrit, you truly are crazy!
but a laugh anyway.
ps there will be a article in Mishpacha in a couple weeks suggesting and discussing various therapies for this dreaded machalo…
August 24, 2015 11:11 pm at 11:11 pm #1097742golferParticipantYou might be right about that, Horrified.
But me personally, I think RFDOS will figure prominently in the new serial Mishpacha is starting in their Sukkos issue, about Bayla Genendel, who has a daughter, Shira Bracha Leah, in shidduchim, who is afflicted with a severe case of RFDOS, and is trying desperately to hide this from the neighbors and the neighborhood shadchanim, while simultaneously dealing with her son, Baruch Ber, who was learning in a top Yeshivish Yeshiva but has been secretly going to the tish of the local very Chassidish Rebbe Friday nights and chapping shrayim (he’s addicted to the smell of the lokshen kugel), and her other son, Feivish Mendel, who is attending a top Yeshivish high school, and has been bullied since second grade by the local bully (the son of Bayla G’s second cousin) and as a result he’s started wearing a clip on his yarmulka and listening to CD’s that are not approved by Badatz, and her 5 year old triplets, Chynka, Chaya and Reva, who are disturbingly beginning to show early signs of RFDOS as well. Or are they just picking up the behavior from their older sister while their mother is on the phone with shadchanim?
The serial will end on or around Rosh Hashana 5717, at which time (we hope) crazybrit will have come up with a different syndrome that Mishpacha can use to occupy our hearts and minds.
(Crazybrit, may I suggest- SMMPOSWTMCS?)
August 25, 2015 4:13 pm at 4:13 pm #1097743ED IT ORParticipantIM LOST!
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