Post of the Week

Or what about this post from feivel from centuries ago (I have been here almost five years now but only posted for last couple) that went something like this:

This guy came back from a zoo in Australia and whichever picture he showed of his visit he said “that animal is a dangeroo”. “But they cant all be dangeroos” said his friend, “what makes you think its a dangeroo?” He retorted “I dunno, there was a sign on the cages saying ‘These Animals Are Dangerous’.

One of the funniest things I have ever read in the coffeeroom is Zeeskite’s thread which begins:

How to Add a New Thread

Zeeskite: I’ve always wondered how they added new topics/threads? Anyone with a clue?

XXXXX: on top of the four blue threads, to the left, it says ‘add new’. click on it.

Zeeskite: OK

coffee addict: how did you just do it without knowing how?

Sorry YW Moderator-42, I did try. Seems nobody but us has a sense of humor here 🙁

Mayo

Thread: Mayo

Lets talk about how bad it is for u. Im trying to cut it out of my diet but i need chizuk. Health nuts out there…whats wrong with it again?

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zaidy78: Without it there would be an over population of tuna in the sea.

The Funniest Purim Costume

BaalHabooze

I recall a story I heard once about R’ Yonoson Eibeshitz ZT”L. When he was a little boy he was what we can call a “quite lively” kid. One day he came home from cheder, went straight for the kitchen cabinets, took out a pot and a wooden spoon, and started drumming away like there was no tomorrow. His mother asked him to please stop but he answered ” my rebbi said Mishnichnas Adar Marbim Besimchas’ so I’m being besimcha, and kept on banging away!

Nothing his mother or other family members could say to make him stop. Finally his father came home and to everyone’s delight little Yonoson put down his wooden spoon. His mother complained to his father about the noisy afternoon they all experienced and Yonoson’s explanation. He approached his son and asked him why did he stop his drumming so suddenly?? So he answered sharply, “my rebbi also taught us “Mishenichnas ‘AV’ (father) mema’atim besimchah!!”

LOL

Why Are Divorces Usually Initiated by the Wife?

Why Are Divorces Usually Initiated by the Wife?(27 posts)

BTGuy

Member

Because men outnumber women when it comes to snoring.

http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom/topic/i-want-to-eat-cholov-stam

Curiosity

Member

I used to be yeshivish…I used to

wear black and white, even my

bedsheets and shower curtains

were black and white. One pillow

case was black, the other was

white. My shoes… were button

downs. I used to have long tzitzis

down to my knees. I would tie

them to my chavrusa’s ankles and

I wouldn’t untie them until seder

was over. I used to wear Rabeinu

Tams… Only Rabeinu Tams. When

my shveir bought me a new car, I

drove it through a mobile home to

give it that “zecher lechurban”

effect. I also made sure one

headlight wasn’t working and that

the gas light would always be on.

My cat, Yekussiel, had payeos. I

had him turned into a Fedora..

with three bows. One of the bows

was going to be gray, but gray isn’t

black and white. I wouldn’t eat

fleishigs because it wasn’t cholov

Yisroel, but I still managed to get

cholent stains on my shirt before

Shabbos mincha. I never took off

my tzitzis. Don’t worry, I would

wash them in the shower while

wearing them, but only lekavod

Shabbos. I didn’t want to spend

any time bateling, so I

bookmarked my Gemara pages…

ALL my Gemara pages. I wear

glasses, but I don’t need them. I

sprained my thumb learning once,

but to avoid batalah I didn’t

mention it to my chavrusa until

after seder, when he asked me to

untie my tzitzis from his ankles. I

daven in Yiddish and speak in

Aramaic.

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