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A cell phone has a plan!
(IOW: You girls don’t have plans either. After all, you marry us. You just think you have a right to complain about it. Well, see where that gets you.)
don’t make assumptions. cuz thats not all girls. I for one knew before i went to sem that i wanted to go into nursing. so u sure ALL girls don’t have plans?
I heard a different girsa:
What’s the difference between a yeshiva bachur and a cell phone?
They both have free unlimited nights and weekends, but the yeshiva bachur doesn’t have a plan!
someone once told me that a young man went to pick up a girl on a shidduch date. came to the house and sat down with the father while the girl was getting ready. the father asked “so, what is your plan?” so the bochur answered “if you want a plan, get a cell phone.”
similarities:
They both have plans, have charge, are plugged in, and enjoy the spoken word.
And have accrued bills…
And guys have plans?
What does seminary have in common with cell phones which don’t have a plan?
They’re both prepaid.
excuse me?
thats just rude
hey pba,
you have your old subtitle back
All a girl does is talk, all a cell does is listen.
I’m starting to notice a trend in your threads, popa…
RE: imaofthree’s story…
Do people find that story funny or charming? Does anyone seriously give that boy “points” for being so witty?
That is so chutzpahdik. Wow. I hope the father didn’t waste his daughter’s time and sent that boy packing…
One has a ring.
DY – Lol! (Happy to see you posting other than the Nasi thread)
How do you expect a boy to have a plan for marriage?
All he is told is that the only honorable thing for him to do is to sit and learn in Kollel, knowing that his wife will have gone to a higher education school to be prepared for a parnassa.
She will be the breadwinner, the baby carrier, a busy Mother
and everything else. knowing this, Why would any bachur be motivated to have a plan. The system is messed. There has to be a better way. Once upon a time it was honorable to be a professional or just a good job and still set aside time to learn and be involved with Ruchnius things. Many pious Jews and Rabbonim as well were working for their families whilst still dedicated to learning with a shiur in the morning and then again at night. If there are no “Zevulans” in our midst..who will help support all the Torah institutions?
i propose Occupy Lakewood 😛
LOL PBA! Well Done!
soliek. Dont you dare! Lakewood Rocks Planet Earth!!!! lol
There is Yerushalyim, followed by Lakewood. (You got that right) : )
popa…. wasn’t it that a cell has an off button.
or one fills your pocket while the other empties it.
or when you leave a cell phone in the restaurant its a reason to panic. 😉
Thanks for the applause, I’ll be here all week!
J/K
They both have rings.
And both are smart…
am yisrael chai: Nope! As long as she’s a “sem girl,” then no ring for her!
OOM – really? why not?
AYC: +1 AND like 🙂
OneOfMany Yup! Maybe not an engagement ring, but you can rest assured she’s got some jewelry belonging to her!
plaid: While there are SOME exceptions to the rule, most sems don’t allow affianced girls to attend.
am yisrael chai: Eh, rings aren’t a given.
“am yisrael chai: Eh, rings aren’t a given.”
Perhaps not nose rings or toe rings, but you can believe they own earrings/finger rings…
am yisrael chai: Lol. And they’re just too ruchniyusdig for them.
cell phones dont run around shrieking and hugging each other.
Okay, haha you guys had your fun. Now can you please knock it off before this turns really offensive? Thanks.
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